The Starship's Mission:

The universal travelers of Saturn 5 will guide you through an evening of ecstatic grove-based bio-motion with audio euphoria. The crew's musical catalog, which is comprised of dance-centric, recognizable pop tunes, from ‘90's club, the '60's hippie movement, Euro-rock, & Americana, will be played once in flight. 

 

The cardiopulmonary systems of earth mammals ordinarily increase activity during supersonic space travel. While aboard, it is customary to dress in comfortable adornments so as not to constrict blood flow, increased respiratory activity, or kinetic motion. Come aboard - and enjoy the Galactic Thump!